Ultimate ASS... I mean... Ice breaker

Hello everyone... did you miss me? Awwww, I missed you too. Well, My week has been pretty busy, but I HAD to tell you about this...

Monday evening, my current Team Leader took us bowling, so it's me, my two co-workers, our team leader and our Director. Everybody gets their ugly colored shoes, and gets their balls. I hate those bowling balls, their either just right, and the finger holes are too small, or too damn heavy, and the finger holes just right (for me anyway). One of my co-workers is up first, show off (he was the best of us there, so of course he tried to rub it in...) I'm up next... I grab my ball... do my little fake aim (you know, when your standing at the edge, with the ball up in front of your face, trying to figure out where down the aisle you want to try and aim the ball)... I start to walk up, swing the ball, and what do you know the SAME time I TRY to let go of the ball, my feet let go of me... yep, I stepped across the line and sho 'nough, I slip and fall RIGHT on my ASS!!!!! It was actually VERY funny... even though I was DEEPLY embarrassed, as there were semi-professional bowlers in the lane next to us (who were probably thinking, stupid dumb ass girl, she needs to sit down somewhere). But the past three days haven't been. I swear I feel like I've torn a ligament or something, cuz it hurts for me to walk, to bend, to lay on.. It's ridiculous. Today, it feels better though. So YES, Monday, I was the ultimate ASS(ice) breaker, because after that, everyone either slipped, or tripped, or SOMETHING! They didn't fall like me, but we had a good laugh at the whole game!