Random thoughts...
I didn't do much yesterday, so just thought I'd post some more random thoughts... Please feel free to comment.
Why is that old people are always winning something? A 92 y/o man hit the Megabucks slot in Vegas for, get this, the 2ND time... the 1st time he won $4 million, this time he won $21 million... WTF??? What is he going to do with all of that. Give it to someone who needs it, like me. SHIT!
I heard some good news about my promo... YEAH!!!! Only a few more weeks and I can quit the bar job!
I want to go to the Miami Carnivale, but I can't. But I'm going next year!
Why was my check engine light on for 3 weeks straight, and now it's off, for the 5th day in a row? Why do I not like my car, but I'm keeping it "until the wheels fall off", cuz I have no car note.
Some people don't appreciate what they have until it's gone.
The other morning, my daughter K (who is 7) and I were getting ready to go to school/work. We kept hearing this popping noise. My daughter is very scary, so everytime she heard it, she ran in my room asking me what the noise was. I don't know, I said, everytime she asked. Eventually we hear someone outside saying "You see that? It came from the telephone pole." My daughter says, "mommy, call somebody. I want to see if the phone works." WTF? I said "No, you want me to get electrocuted? And anyway, the phone is off." She says to me, "well, why do you still get the bill?" Nosy little girl! LMAO!
My daughter is beautiful. Not to be conceited, but I was looking at her and her little cousins, and my child is really pretty. Not saying that her little cousins aren't cute, but you know what I mean. I shouldn't have said that, right? Oh well...
I can't wait to get my motorcycle next year... I'm going to ride that motherfucker "til the wheels fall off".
Does anyone know where I got that from.... "ride that motherfucker til the wheels fall off"?
I wish I was the one who won the Megamillions. :( Guess I have to continue with a dollar and a dream.
I saw the 40 y/o virgin this weekend. It was pretty funny.
I was watching lil' Kim go to jail last night... what happened to her hair? I thought it was blonde. Guess she had to get a "jail" look....
Have ya'll heard Twista's song? He used the beat from "Tonight" by Ready for the World. Its HOT! (Shut up Latroy)
Red - I have a CD for you. You know what it is ;)
That's all for now. Have a good day everyone!
Why is that old people are always winning something? A 92 y/o man hit the Megabucks slot in Vegas for, get this, the 2ND time... the 1st time he won $4 million, this time he won $21 million... WTF??? What is he going to do with all of that. Give it to someone who needs it, like me. SHIT!
I heard some good news about my promo... YEAH!!!! Only a few more weeks and I can quit the bar job!
I want to go to the Miami Carnivale, but I can't. But I'm going next year!
Why was my check engine light on for 3 weeks straight, and now it's off, for the 5th day in a row? Why do I not like my car, but I'm keeping it "until the wheels fall off", cuz I have no car note.
Some people don't appreciate what they have until it's gone.
The other morning, my daughter K (who is 7) and I were getting ready to go to school/work. We kept hearing this popping noise. My daughter is very scary, so everytime she heard it, she ran in my room asking me what the noise was. I don't know, I said, everytime she asked. Eventually we hear someone outside saying "You see that? It came from the telephone pole." My daughter says, "mommy, call somebody. I want to see if the phone works." WTF? I said "No, you want me to get electrocuted? And anyway, the phone is off." She says to me, "well, why do you still get the bill?" Nosy little girl! LMAO!
My daughter is beautiful. Not to be conceited, but I was looking at her and her little cousins, and my child is really pretty. Not saying that her little cousins aren't cute, but you know what I mean. I shouldn't have said that, right? Oh well...
I can't wait to get my motorcycle next year... I'm going to ride that motherfucker "til the wheels fall off".
Does anyone know where I got that from.... "ride that motherfucker til the wheels fall off"?
I wish I was the one who won the Megamillions. :( Guess I have to continue with a dollar and a dream.
I saw the 40 y/o virgin this weekend. It was pretty funny.
I was watching lil' Kim go to jail last night... what happened to her hair? I thought it was blonde. Guess she had to get a "jail" look....
Have ya'll heard Twista's song? He used the beat from "Tonight" by Ready for the World. Its HOT! (Shut up Latroy)
Red - I have a CD for you. You know what it is ;)
That's all for now. Have a good day everyone!
posted by MsPerdie @ 7:57 AM
7 Comments:
At 9:09 AM,
Jomama said…
I think the old people win the most cause that's all they spend their money on. That's just my opinion.
Since you're from Jersery, I can't say where you got the "ride the motherfucker til the wheels fall off" from, but I got it from a rap song that was popular in Northern California in the late 90's (artist: Richie Rich, song: "Real Pimp"). Although I'm pretty sure the phrase is older than that cause even when I first heard the song, it sounded familiar.
At 9:23 AM,
MsPerdie said…
Jomama - Yeah, I think you're right, cuz the man spent about $800 before he won that. Oh, and I got that phrase from Martin's last stand up comedy... LOL!!! So you heard it WAY before me... :)
At 11:43 AM,
Danielle said…
hey gurl
yea i was there when they escorted lil kim out, i cant believe this chic in philly. what a mess lol. when you get ya bike you gone have to ride on over the bridge to philly!
At 12:18 PM,
Shari said…
You rock! That is SO cool you are getting a motorcycle!! I would love one...maybe someday. :)
At 8:40 PM,
Meadow said…
Girl, I am so excited for you and that promotion! Congratulations!!!
At 2:07 PM,
Anonymous said…
honey i wonder if that man would like to adopt me or something..lol
K (also known as my kid to claim on income for all her damn fundraisers) is a trip..but cute as ever!!!!!
congrats on the promotion...i don't care if you quit the bar..when i come home we're going for drinks dammit!
and yes yes yes the song is hot to def!!! i love it!
At 8:13 PM,
Caitlin said…
god your hiliarous!
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