My Nightclub Adventure

Last night, I went to a local club. I haven’t been there since my birthday (March), and about 3 weeks ago, my cousin and I rolled past and it was PACKED; so last night we decided to go. I had an all right time, not too many people came, since it was raining cats, dogs and horses outside, but it still provided us with a good laugh.

There was this one girl there, who thought that her dance partner was everything BUT another person. This girl was on the floor, on the speaker, on the pillar, ALL over the place. And I swear she fell a minimum of 3 times, from what I saw. When did it become OK that after 30, you’re still dancing like you’re a stripper at the Redwood (the bar I work at)?

Then there was this guy, who felt like he was the sexiest thing on the mother fucking planet. He was just walking around, trying to dance with everyone. Some people were dancing with him, but when he unbuttoned his shirt, oh THAT took the cake. This fool had a pot belly, and titties. And when I say titties, I mean TITTIES. Some men have titties that poke out, but his actually hung, like a girls. For me, that is one of the worst things to see on a man. YUK! But what made it even worse, he had BOTH nipples pierced (OK, now I’m ‘bout to throw up). Please, BUTTON YOUR SHIRT!!!! And stop walking around here, like you’re the shit with your busted up Timbs. (For those of you who know about “flossing”, you know what I mean).

There was this cutie that I was eye flirting with, tall dready, but no action. No worries, I wouldn’t have talked to him anyway, he was too linky (thin). But he and his friend were very nice looking. But I have a question. Why is it that there could be three friends, you think two of them are cute, and the one who you aren’t even remotely attracted to will come up and say some corny shit, like “Why you looking so mean?” Ummm, maybe because I want you to get out of my face? I don’t know… why do you think I’m looking so mean? (rolls eyes). Sheesh, get on my nerves!

All in all, it made for a night that I could laugh and get my dance on a little. I’m out Monday through Wednesday next week, have a “Management Skills for New Supervisor” training course. I will check in with everyone periodically, and post on Thursday. Everyone have a happy and healthy weekend and early part of next week.

*Smooches*